Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in killurmonkey's LiveJournal:

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Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
1:13 am	HALLOWEEN! ALICE IN WONDERLAND GROUP COSTUMES=sweeeeeeeet.   WOrking ON my White Knight Costume.. specifically the helmet....ill put up pictures tommorow.. See The Truth..
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
12:22 am	*nonsense* RANT TASTIC TACO GGGGGGGGGRawwll! i love working on my days off. reeaaaaaallyy. i mean ive never yelled at anyone for stealing pop before (the whole asking for a free cup of water and then filling it with pop after.. cuz its like whatever im not paying for the pop so who the fuck cares... but this douche bag, drunk and stoned as fuck... comes up 7 times, and orders one taco. or one pie... or just one thing.. sits down, eats it stands and laughs and then comes back, and gets one more fucking thing, and repeats this shit... and then asks for a cup of water so i know whats fucking coming, so i fucking loooooooooooose it, i like flick the fucking counter thing up and am all DR.PEPPER IS NOT A RIGHT, ITS A PAID FOR PRIVILEGE. which was really lame, but if i cant swear when im angry, weird shit comes out, so really i mean...and the guy just fucking stares at me, with a look to say "ohh i didnt do anything" and then he walks away... and just hangs out infront of the door being a stupid drunken fuck. so i call security.. i was just in that kind of mood. and then i get this HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE biatch... who ordered a crunchwrap (see pic below for those who dont know what that is. and then comes back with more then 3/4's of it eaten... and shes all like "i didnt notice it was all burnt on the bottom, id like a new one please" so im like whatever fine. so i get a new one made for her, 5 minutes later she comes back again handing me a wrapped one and says oh i wanted beef not the chicken one and i notice this ones like half eaten... SERIOUSLY... WHO THE FUCK!   anyway shitty day., 3 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Thursday, October 2nd, 2008
3:11 pm	that shit got coooooooold fast. im gunna have to start wearing a jacket to work... which sucks... because i work like 2 minutes away.   Also Drive through is a pain in the ass. as is "toonie 2sday" a day which im supposed to be finished by 10:30 and dont get home till 12:15.   halloweens coming up (note i am having a party, and if they dont want to let me book it off then im quitting.)   nothing new of any perticular interest to add. 1 Open Eye ? See The Truth..
Sunday, August 24th, 2008
10:45 pm	movie review. today i watched the movie "ZOMBIES GONE WILD' i vary rarely fastforward through a movie.... but it was necessary... although the deaf girl zombie was sweet? it was like... 101 minutes of poop and retard jokes. p.s I DONT need no stinking pillows. STTTEEEEIIIINKing Pillows. 1 Open Eye ? See The Truth..
Friday, August 11th, 2006
6:53 pm	TAYLOR D I HATE YOU AND IM GOING TO STAB YOU. with love. kisses. 3 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Friday, July 7th, 2006
10:22 pm	sometimes when you're walking around toronto, you see crazy bald men, with possible GIANT ERECTIONS. and this is for claire... 3 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Monday, May 1st, 2006
11:39 pm	meanwhile inside the brain: other things other things other things.... oh my god... you're thinking about other things to stop you from thinking about it. which means you're thinking about what you're trying not to think about it. dude that totally means you're thinking about it. well i am now. no i always was. ah shit but like... let it go man. NON ONONONONONON non non non 2 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
2:39 pm	is it weird that when i listen to music all i can concentrate on is when the vocalist takes a breath? 3 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Tuesday, February 7th, 2006
10:58 pm	-this is a true story - TIME: 8:25 Setting: BOidz Internet café *woman enters store* woman:"so you guys open at ten?" me:"no, till nine" woman:*stares blankly.* me: "wait... that doesnt make any sense.i thought you meant close" (at this point ive decided the womans name will be... jan) jan:* continues to stare* me: "yes we're open at ten. that's when we open" jan: "sooo... someone will be here tommorow at ten" me: "oh yes most likely..." jan: "do you get much buisness here" me: "errr...*looks around*yes yes, sometimes we do. not after nine though, thats why were closed at 6" jan:" but its after 8." jan:"hmmm... yes... i dont think our hours are very consistent, but someone will deffinetely be here for 11 tommorow" jan: " you mean ten?" me:"oh..yea..i meant 10. dont worry it wont be me" the rest of the conversation was about her online course. i dunno its probably not as funny if you werent there to experience the awkwardness. See The Truth..
Sunday, January 15th, 2006
12:58 am	i quit a&p. i have one shift next week then im done. i was given permission to make a huge scene, so im going to do it. my flask has been found. 2 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
1:58 pm	i love scams! i want an ipod? http://ipods.freepay.com/?r=25996220 See The Truth..
Saturday, December 10th, 2005
9:35 pm	this... is the biggest sharpie... of all time... i dont even know what to do with such a big sharpie. 1 Open Eye ? See The Truth..
Monday, December 5th, 2005
1:09 pm	i hate hands. 1 Open Eye ? See The Truth..
Wednesday, November 30th, 2005
11:51 pm	please criticize, evaluate,and offer suggestions ( i miss my eyes ) 1 Open Eye ? See The Truth..
Monday, November 28th, 2005
5:24 pm	if you're not there i'm going to assume you hate me. don't post excuses... i've heard them all... especially that one about some made up band "against me!" 7 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Sunday, October 16th, 2005
2:03 am	i wish the world was taken over by giant intelligent wood eating insect aliens, and that humanity would band together under the great leadership of bruce campbell, to take back the earth. good lord today was uneventful. and the day before didnt really end up as planned either. 1 Open Eye ? See The Truth..
Tuesday, October 11th, 2005
6:02 pm	so my attempt to sleep all evening till i had to go to work ended in a friggin weird dream... i might even call it borderline nightmare. ( fucking muppets ) 4 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Saturday, September 10th, 2005
3:06 pm	sometimes i think everyone just needs to get together and sing a rip roaring verse of why cant we be friends. 1 Open Eye ? See The Truth..
Thursday, September 1st, 2005
10:04 am	and thus begins there tearing down of everything in my room. (if theres something in my room you wanted you better "shot gun" it soon....as EVERYTHING MUST GO! 8 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005
7:41 pm	i am so sexy i like sweet hangoutz with sweet peoplez except for you. S. lisa is stupid. i hate her oh so much go burn ♥ gaylynne 4 Open Eyes ? See The Truth..